Polythene Pam

By John T. Marck

Another of Lennon's, this was inspired by two people. The first was a girl who was a fan in their Cavern Club days. She had a habit of eating polythene, and was known as Polythene Pat. The next was a girl named Stephanie, who dressed in a polythene bag, whom he met on the Isle of Guernsey. It seems that John spent the night with her in what was described as a near-orgy. These two experiences developed into Polythene Pam.

Well you should see Polythene Pam, she's so good looking but she looks like a man

Well, you should see her in drag dressed in a polythene bag

Yes you should see Polythene Pam,

yeah, yeah, yeah

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt, she's killer diller when she's dressed to the hilt

She's the kind of a girl that makes the news of the world Yes you could say she was attractively built,

yeah, yeah, yeah

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